The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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