Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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