During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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