Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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