I just saw a hot homeless man
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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