and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
