id be glad to
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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