belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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