Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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