Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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