Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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