Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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