Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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