But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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