she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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