I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Even my vagina gasped.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
