Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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