what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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