And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Let's paint friendship bongs
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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