i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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