Say something about gay babies.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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