i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
There r osticjed everywhere
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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