Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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