She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
You took a bar mat shot.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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