I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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