I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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