Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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