My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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