I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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