now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we're making bets on your personal life
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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