do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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