So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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