i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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