I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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