I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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