Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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