Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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