Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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