Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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