was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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