"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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