Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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