Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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