Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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