4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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