yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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