I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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