this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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