Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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