I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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