what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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