i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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