this beer tastes like vomit already
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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