i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
