Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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