i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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